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========================================================================= Date: Mon, 19 Dec 2005 19:53:20 -0800 From: Ted Hedman <ted.hedman@EARTHLINK.NET> Subject: Re: Redneck Dimers
Dunno how redneck this is, but in my first 510 I once had several stick pin
buttons with clever sayings stabbed directly into the dash pad. My favorite
one simply said 'Sh#T, F*%K, D&mn, P!$$, H3LL'. I took the car in to have
some work done at the dealer for some reason or another (valve adjust maybe?
All I remember is I got reamed), and some a$$h*le mechanic stole it.
-Ted "aw schucks!" Hedman
----- Original Message -----
From: "Paolo" <paolo@CEDARCOMM.COM>
To: <BLUEBIRDS@bluebirds.datsun510.com>
Sent: Monday, December 19, 2005 11:30 AM
Subject: Redneck Dimers
> Dave Lum's recent 'pee on the frozen locks to thaw them'
> comment got me wondering:
>
> What is the most redneck thing you've done /to/in/with/ your Dime?
>
> 1. I've yanked all but the driver's seat out of a wagon so I
> could haul lumber & materials to build my house, garage,
> and other projects.
>
> 2. I also once fabricated a right front fender out of scrap
> sheets of polyurethane plastic, aluminum strapping, and
> sheet metal screws when the stock fender literally
> rusted off (a few winters of NH road salt) and I, a poor
> college student, needed to pass the safety inspection
> for continued registration. It passed.
>
> *****
> Paolo